So here are some thoughts for today:

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time and you manage to arrive earlier to work than you usually would, what exactly is it that's happened?

Peanut butter on water crackers washed down with Leffe as the beverage of choice is overwhelmingly to the senses.

Let's clarify the aforementioned: peanut butter on ANYTHING is delightful, much to bub's dismay. For starters, just try it on toast!

Any more items to clarify might be pushing the limit.

Laundry towers do not rule.